#STUPID ZOMBIES 3 DAY 139 HOW TO#
Lara isn't nearly as interesting as the believes herself to be (she's as bland as they come and knowing how to use a knife hasn't made her look or sound any less stupid) and Aren is basically running after his man parts for 99% of this book. I didn't like the two main characters at all. (that's the only reason for the second star, it had potential) It started out promising but it failed to deliver on all fronts. Have I read the same book as everybody else? I don't think so because I can honestly say I have no idea where all the 5 star reviews came from that promised me a wild ride, a passionate romance and a great story. But I have a feeling the reviews are terribly misleading and you should know this book is not what they say it is. I refuse to put spoiler tags on this one, but I want to make sure if you plan on reading this thing that you know what's coming: some spoilers, obviou I refuse to put spoiler tags on this one, but I want to make sure if you plan on reading this thing that you know what's coming: some spoilers, obviously. I’d glady skip my birthday AND Christmas for this because I want this book NOW.more Let’s pick something cute, sweet, fluffy and less than 350 pages for our next one though :D What I enjoyed most was my buddy reading time with my book gals, who gladly marched their way through the pages along with me <3 You ladies do make reading more fun than it already is. It could have been a few pages shorter and as I already mentioned, less sex would be preferred next time. Sadly, I did not enjoy this as much as books one and two but it wasn’t that bad. The book started and ended with a bang and what happened in between is somewhat of a blur because not much was going on honestly aside from me feeling like I should have been taking notes since book one. (This coming from a huge romance genre fan, it just added nothing to the story after a while). Just stop having them rub their genitals all over the pages, all the time. Cas and Poppy like sex, any place, anywhere, any time. This was a little overwhelming at times with the huuuuge info dump we got in between the numerous oddly placed sex scenes and near constant sexual inn This was a little overwhelming at times with the huuuuge info dump we got in between the numerous oddly placed sex scenes and near constant sexual innuendos. But it just kept on getting worse and worse.more I tried, I really did and like I said: I wanted to overlook a lot. Every other sentence somebody's core is mentioned and that thing does A LOT of things I've never heard about. I didn't connect with any of the characters because they were all basically the same horny bland extras with different names.
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I think I know more about her wardrobe than about my own at this point. And when they're not having sex then it's like the author thought "Oh, RIGHT, I was going somewhere with this, and here is another little bit of info that doesn't advance the story at all but enough of that, let's describe in detail what the main character is wearing, yet again." You know, focus on the really important stuff.
#STUPID ZOMBIES 3 DAY 139 FREE#
I'm all for romance in the books I read but this is just a boring free for all sex fest that involved everybody and anybody. Words that got repeated at least twice in two consecutive sentences. Weird synonyms when it would have been just fine to use a common word
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Descriptions of things that just didn't need to be written like it was penned down by somebody who lived 250 years ago Sentences and words that just did not make sense at all (wtf is a food forest anyway, isn't a regular forest a source of food by default and is there also a non food forest then?). The constant use of the wrong words (for example she/her are 100% the same thing apparently?) For starters, this had so many mistakes and it just never ended: Has that person even read ACOTAR? I think we gave this a fair shot and overlooked SO much but after 50% it just stopped being interesting and I was so bored and annoyed I started skipping a lot of parts. I saw a review comparing this to ACOTAR, and that was one of the reasons I wanted to read this but the only thing these books have in common is that they are both books. This looks like a rough draft that got published by accident. But this book hasn't seen an editor in it's life and it shows. I am sorry about this review because I know writing books is hard.
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But this book hasn't seen an editor in it's life and it show Buddy read with Jess <3 Buddy read with Jess <3 I am sorry about this review because I know writing books is hard.